| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #478 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #485 | arrrgyle socks | 4 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1124 | black paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #223 | blue paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #594 | blue plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #264 | broken cellular phone | 14 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #922 | chef's hat | 2 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #637 | green beer | 18 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #81 | oyster basket | 101 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #205 | red striped oyster egg | 13 |
| #316 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 10 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1467 | string of red beads | 6 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #2125 | valuable trinket | 4 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #311 | wolf mask | 89 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #542 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |