| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2608 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #10 | borg sock monkey | 262 |
| #980 | box of sunshine | 250 |
| #10 | can of Binarrrca | 1,235 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #11 | enchanted eyepatch | 640 |
| #134 | eyepatch | 82 |
| #601 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #127 | filthy pestle | 33 |
| #2198 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #329 | herb brownies | 80 |
| #318 | herbs | 74 |
| #235 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 13 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #12 | misshapen animal skeleton | 20 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #169 | patchouli incense stick | 182 |
| #535 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 47 |
| #544 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 55 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #295 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | sock monkey | 1,020 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #24 | water pipe bomb | 4,245 |
| #1080 | x-ray specs | 7 |