| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #8 | Cheshire Bitten | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #10 | borg sock monkey | 262 |
| #982 | box of sunshine | 250 |
| #10 | can of Binarrrca | 1,235 |
| #423 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #11 | enchanted eyepatch | 640 |
| #135 | eyepatch | 82 |
| #601 | fake fake vomit | 52 |
| #128 | filthy pestle | 33 |
| #2200 | handful of confetti | 14 |
| #330 | herb brownies | 80 |
| #320 | herbs | 74 |
| #234 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 13 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #12 | misshapen animal skeleton | 20 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #169 | patchouli incense stick | 182 |
| #535 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 47 |
| #543 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 55 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #297 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥈 | sock monkey | 1,020 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #23 | water pipe bomb | 4,245 |
| #1078 | x-ray specs | 7 |
Wow, that's 8,335 items total!
what items are this player missing?