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| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
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| #278 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 63 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
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| #1649 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1416 | disco mask | 3 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #187 | gold crown | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1690 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #338 | mariachi hat | 5 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #1640 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #1072 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #1158 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1707 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1304 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #928 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
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| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
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| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #2880 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1626 | turtle totem | 2 |
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| #209 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |