| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #136 | Effermint™ tablets | 20 |
| #130 | Psychotic Train wine | 2 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #124 | Way More Tears™ pepper spray | 33 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #162 | beer-scented teddy bear | 4 |
| #242 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #145 | carton of rotten eggs | 23 |
| #109 | comfy pillow | 5 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #215 | executive mime flask | 4 |
| #58 | exotic jungle fruit | 61 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #74 | muffled muffuletta | 5 |
| #191 | nega-mushroom | 7 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #87 | perfect cosmopolitan | 1 |
| #87 | perfect dark and stormy | 1 |
| #85 | perfect mimosa | 1 |
| #76 | perfect negroni | 1 |
| #69 | perfect old-fashioned | 2 |
| #81 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #257 | roasted marshmallow | 145 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #216 | spray paint | 16 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #202 | sugar shard | 7 |
| #320 | sugar sheet | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #51 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #129 | unfinished fruitcake | 3 |
| #155 | unused walkie-talkie | 4 |
| #1509 | valuable trinket | 18 |
| #151 | wand of pigification | 4 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |