| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #457 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #639 | white satin pants | 2 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |