| #104 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 8 |
| #19 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 211 |
| #265 | Goodfella contract | 176 |
| #9 | March hat | 3 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #38 | Mountain Stream soda | 3,465 |
| #6 | Rock Pops | 31,337 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #31 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7,482 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #159 | annoying pitchfork | 16 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #34 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 38 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #558 | box of sunshine | 583 |
| #192 | brick | 193 |
| #395 | brine | 50 |
| #159 | can of Binarrrca | 69 |
| #317 | can of Red Minotaur | 13 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #65 | fuzzbump | 100 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #607 | grue egg | 44 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #31 | horizontal tango | 100 |
| #100 | ice-cold Willer | 891 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #276 | jazz soap | 104 |
| 🥈 | lime | 44,707 |
| #518 | lucky rabbit's foot | 13 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #211 | mushroom fermenting solution | 36 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #328 | personalized birthday cake | 5 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #409 | piece of wedding cake | 13 |
| #182 | pink glowstick | 11 |
| #77 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 16 |
| #192 | pixellated candy heart | 95 |
| #77 | portable corkscrew | 61 |
| #51 | rockin' wagon | 100 |
| #356 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 14 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #134 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 19 |
| #307 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 147 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |