| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #731 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 5 |
| #631 | Knob Goblin spatula | 2 |
| #678 | Knob Goblin tongs | 7 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #787 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #653 | cool whip | 2 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #711 | flaming talons | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #938 | giant needle | 6 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #227 | jack flapper | 2 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #480 | oversized pipe | 3 |
| #667 | oversized pizza cutter | 3 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |