| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #914 | Cloaca-Cola | 18 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #2647 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #925 | Dolphin King's crown | 4 |
| #1204 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #564 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 5 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #1896 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 11 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #437 | Sugar Cog | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #2121 | Yummy Tummy bean | 29 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #236 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 25 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #124 | gingham blouse | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #397 | green beer | 33 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #328 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #197 | monkey wrench | 9 |
| #405 | mugcake | 4 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #433 | pirate shirt | 3 |
| #1088 | pixellated candy heart | 7 |
| #478 | portable corkscrew | 15 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #729 | purple snowcone | 3 |
| #567 | red snowcone | 8 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1277 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #229 | string of blue beads | 44 |
| #249 | string of green beads | 42 |
| #238 | string of red beads | 42 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #268 | supportive bra | 7 |
| #316 | tassel | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #510 | urinal cake | 2 |
| #657 | valuable trinket | 108 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #502 | white balloon | 4 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #764 | yo-yo | 31 |