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RankItemQuantity
#1360Imp Ale19
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#1705chaos butterfly1
#39continuum transfunctioner1
#4dingy dinghy1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#1255giant needle1
#1691helmet turtle2
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#1565pasta spoon1
#1281plot hole1
#1488seal-clubbing club2
#1825stolen accordion1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#767tortoise's blessing1
#1245wolf mask1

Wow, that's 38 items total!

what items are this player missing?