| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| 🥈 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 50 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #118 | contract enforcement stick | 3 |
| #787 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #599 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #92 | negotiatin' hammer | 3 |
| #101 | protection stick | 5 |
| #108 | steel drivin' hammer | 3 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |