Smergal

RankItemQuantity
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#31Crimbylow-rise jeans1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#6chalk chain1
#8chalk chapeau1
#5chalk chlamys1
#793gold wedding ring1
🥇hand-knitted diving booties1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
🥇mime-proof sunglasses1
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
🥇oxygenated eggnog helmet1
🥇peppermint harpoon gun1
#1031sawblade shield1
🥇silent nightlight1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1

Wow, that's 28 items total!

what items are this player missing?