| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #224 | DUFRESNE Suds | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #82 | two meat muck | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |