| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #101 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #148 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #114 | antique beer | 3 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #66 | green rocket | 48 |
| #164 | grilled mooseflank | 10 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #144 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 20 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2481 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8865 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2302 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #2753 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #2930 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2787 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2313 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #80 | thick walrus blubber | 89 |
| #93 | tiny bomb | 40 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |