| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbo candle | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #94 | Tales of Spelunking | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #149 | alien source code printout | 2 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #113 | antique beer | 3 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #66 | green rocket | 48 |
| #161 | grilled mooseflank | 10 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #145 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 20 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2297 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #2745 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3112 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #2922 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2782 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2304 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #80 | thick walrus blubber | 89 |
| #94 | tiny bomb | 40 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #49 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |