| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #58 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #83 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #10 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 16 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 8 |
| #4 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 10 |
| #152 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #71 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #535 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #39 | misshapen animal skeleton | 4 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #388 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #592 | pink clay bead | 12 |
| #102 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #847 | red class ring | 4 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #471 | s'more | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #152 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2681 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3111 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #754 | white class ring | 5 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |