| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #987 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #68 | Mer-kin dragbelt | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin gutgirdle | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #10 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 16 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth cowl | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth trousers | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian stealth vest | 1 |
| #13 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 8 |
| #4 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 10 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #531 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #40 | misshapen animal skeleton | 4 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #586 | pink clay bead | 12 |
| #99 | pixel power cell | 1 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #13 | sea cape | 1 |
| #11 | sea mantle | 1 |
| #10 | sea shawl | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #150 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |