| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #69 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #365 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 3 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,137 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #2636 | Crimbuck | 9 |
| #61 | Dust bunny | 80 |
| #85 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #150 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,137 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #114 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #278 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 62 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 16 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #79 | automa-bot parts | 47 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #179 | beavermouth | 16 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #69 | bowl of mernudo | 15 |
| #158 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #5242 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #144 | bread man | 4 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #73 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #38 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #121 | corned beet | 2 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #298 | donated booze | 22 |
| #343 | donated candy | 15 |
| #306 | donated food | 20 |
| #296 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #166 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #262 | gooified animal matter | 4 |
| #270 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #80 | green rocket | 30 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #84 | grog nuts | 2 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #87 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #118 | hunk of granite | 21 |
| #154 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #118 | magnificent oyster egg | 4 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #190 | moist Crimbo spices | 3 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #94 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #704 | old sweatpants | 84 |
| #170 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #69 | peppermint bomb | 2 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #158 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #121 | shovelful of dirt | 19 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #45 | silent I | 13 |
| #37 | silent J | 8 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #79 | silent M | 8 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #128 | silent O | 5 |
| #110 | silent P | 5 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #39 | silent Z | 5 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #185 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 2 |
| #179 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 2 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #172 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #297 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #315 | useless powder | 487 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #118 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |