| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #15 | Brandonian footlocker key | 12 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #373 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 2 |
| #161 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #181 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 6 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,137 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #2107 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #61 | Dust bunny | 80 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #169 | Elf Guard MPC | 1,137 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #130 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 2 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #278 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 62 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 11 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #6 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 29 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #88 | automa-bot parts | 48 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #181 | beavermouth | 16 |
| #124 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #71 | bowl of mernudo | 15 |
| #160 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 2 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #146 | bread man | 4 |
| #171 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #74 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 8 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #44 | clerical automa-core | 1 |
| #131 | corned beet | 2 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #22 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #307 | donated booze | 22 |
| #356 | donated candy | 15 |
| #314 | donated food | 20 |
| #4 | double-candied yams | 2 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #170 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #270 | gooified animal matter | 4 |
| #280 | gooified vegetable matter | 3 |
| #80 | green rocket | 30 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #87 | grog nuts | 2 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #90 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #119 | hunk of granite | 21 |
| #16 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #160 | lustrous oyster egg | 2 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #127 | magnificent oyster egg | 4 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #191 | moist Crimbo spices | 3 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #101 | officer's nog | 2 |
| #708 | old sweatpants | 84 |
| #174 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #73 | peppermint bomb | 2 |
| #143 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #22 | room scale green bean casserole | 2 |
| #151 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #162 | scintillating oyster egg | 3 |
| #122 | shovelful of dirt | 19 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #45 | silent I | 13 |
| #37 | silent J | 8 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #59 | silent L | 4 |
| #79 | silent M | 8 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #128 | silent O | 5 |
| #111 | silent P | 5 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #82 | silent W | 2 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #39 | silent Z | 5 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #190 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 2 |
| #180 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 2 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #175 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 1 |
| #181 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #302 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #4 | turchucken | 2 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #316 | useless powder | 487 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #119 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |