| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #287 | Elf Guard MPC | 14 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #154 | Trainbot circuitry | 3 |
| #120 | Trainbot linkages | 8 |
| #146 | Trainbot optics | 3 |
| #134 | Trainbot plating | 4 |
| #135 | Trainbot servomotors | 4 |
| #139 | Trainbot tubing | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #799 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #69 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #26 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #633 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #349 | donated booze | 18 |
| #301 | donated candy | 22 |
| #356 | donated food | 14 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty left eighth rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left first front claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #283 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right first rear claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #290 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #154 | freightcake | 6 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | lost elf luggage | 3 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2063 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #79 | pickled bread | 5 |
| #176 | ping-pong ball | 6 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #14 | pirate encryption key alpha | 6 |
| #21 | salted mutton | 9 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |