| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1037 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #499 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1249 | Mad Train wine | 11 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #2027 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #1822 | Rock Pops | 13 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2604 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #746 | briefcase | 1 |
| #901 | brine | 12 |
| #902 | candied kobold | 2 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1256 | dill | 9 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #484 | drab sonata | 6 |
| #905 | dwarf bread | 3 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #170 | foon | 2 |
| #1459 | ghost cucumber | 8 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #475 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #319 | hippopotamus skin | 3 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #359 | jumbo olive | 4 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1116 | little paper umbrella | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #55 | meat face | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #696 | penguin skin | 33 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #762 | pile of candy | 5 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #136 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #273 | spork | 6 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #316 | tassel | 4 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2273 | toast | 55 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1848 | valuable trinket | 9 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1198 | yeti fur | 13 |