Cobaltnine

RankItemQuantity
#2465Colander of Em-er'il1
#1038Cold Hots candy2
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#1939Dolphin King's crown1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#500Elfin shortbread1
#1249Mad Train wine11
#917Meleegraâ„¢ pills3
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#2027Mr. Mediocrebar9
#1822Rock Pops13
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#61Time Juice8
#2407Valentine1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#2604Yummy Tummy bean7
#1478abominable snowcone1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#7429badass belt1
#98basic meat fez1
#151basic meat spork1
#282beanbag chair1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#436bow1
#1335boxed wine1
#746briefcase1
#901brine12
#902candied kobold2
#4788candy cane1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1256dill9
#919disease2
#484drab sonata6
#905dwarf bread3
#2365eggnog2
#471extra-strength strongness elixir1
#1373fat stacks of cash1
#880fine wine1
#171foon2
#1460ghost cucumber8
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#3941gingerbread bugbear1
#773grapefruit1
#549grog1
#870guitar pick1
#475handsomeness potion2
#124heart of rock and roll1
#319hippopotamus skin3
#134imitation nice watch1
#740infernal insoles1
#683irate sombrero1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#359jumbo olive4
#1603kneecapping stick2
#897leather mask1
#1116little paper umbrella3
#2077mafia aria1
#677maiden wig1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#1299mariachi pants1
#55meat face1
#689mugcake1
#696penguin skin33
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#763pile of candy5
#812potted cactus1
#136really sticky spider web1
#143rolling pin1
#2957shiny ring1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1388spectral pickle1
#273spork6
#1826stolen accordion1
#1260stone of eXtreme power2
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1581stuffed dodecapede1
#1487support cummerbund1
#730tambourine bells1
#316tassel4
#8217tiny plastic angry goat1
#8131tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2270toast55
#107unrolling pin1
#729urinal cake1
#1848valuable trinket9
#1216vinegar10
#903white balloon1
#1198yeti fur13

Wow, that's 310 items total!

what items are this player missing?