| #126 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | aerosolized aerogel | 17 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #215 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #1416 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| #226 | ornate picture frame | 6 |
| #98 | reflection of a map | 7 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #10 | silent I | 63 |
| #134 | silent J | 2 |
| #49 | silent L | 5 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #91 | silent O | 8 |
| #99 | silent P | 6 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #105 | time residue | 1 |
| #834 | useless powder | 74 |
| #801 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #4 | wickerbits | 1 |