| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #605 | Cloaca-Cola | 48 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #499 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 135 |
| #115 | Crimbo candied pecan | 235 |
| #118 | Crimbo fudge | 246 |
| #110 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 245 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #945 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 47 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #997 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #16 | Jack-in-the-box | 160 |
| #54 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 6 |
| #6 | Nuclear Blastball | 814 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 118 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 66 |
| #4 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 47 |
| #12 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 48 |
| #7 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 83 |
| #7 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 75 |
| #10 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 84 |
| #7 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 44 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 58 |
| #10 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 100 |
| #20 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 18 |
| #8 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 102 |
| #9 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 96 |
| #7 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 114 |
| #11 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 89 |
| #19 | Red Rover BB gun | 142 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #181 | Trainbot slag | 5 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #30 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 32 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #69 | blood flower | 188 |
| #113 | blue class ring | 38 |
| #666 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1114 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #622 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #56 | cabooze | 9 |
| #27 | chaos butterfly | 36,329 |
| #498 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #100 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 2 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #16 | divine blowout | 4,635 |
| #17 | divine can of silly string | 4,579 |
| #158 | divine champagne flute | 100 |
| #9 | divine champagne popper | 1,044 |
| #15 | divine cracker | 1,432 |
| #19 | divine noisemaker | 4,652 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| 🥇 | fish juice box | 862 |
| #226 | freightcake | 4 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #642 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #607 | lavender striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #931 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #471 | pack of KWE trading card | 7 |
| 🥉 | paint bomb | 834 |
| #23 | peanut brittle shield | 147 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #131 | ping-pong ball | 25 |
| #445 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #502 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #31 | red-and-green sweater | 78 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #32 | stress ball | 24 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1102 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| 🥈 | willyweed | 823 |
| #381 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |