| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #815 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 2 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #21 | baby killer bee | 2,135 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #748 | briefcase | 1 |
| #366 | commemorative war stein | 51 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #229 | dollar-sign bag | 3 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #247 | fancy seashell necklace | 40 |
| #127 | fat wallet | 5 |
| #120 | handful of tips | 5 |
| #269 | huge gold coin | 2 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #310 | pile of gold coins | 4 |
| #29 | plain brown wrapper | 84 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #340 | shiny stones | 2 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #68 | stolen meatpouch | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #101 | valuable coin | 3 |