| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #15 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 17 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |