| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #17 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #292 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 13 |
| #278 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 17 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #422 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #1003 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #183 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |