| #324 | Cloaca-Cola | 118 |
| #737 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 73 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #12 | Mountain Stream soda | 23,418 |
| #6 | Spam Witch sammich | 30,266 |
| #7 | aspirin | 91 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #55 | bloody beer | 1,500 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #8 | empty blowgun | 256 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #75 | green beer | 199 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #235 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,000 |
| #88 | ice-cold Willer | 1,000 |
| #37 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,000 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #7 | loaded serum blowgun | 725 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1173 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #187 | spectral pickle | 100 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #34 | zombie pineal gland | 79 |