The Spam Sauceror

RankItemQuantity
#324Cloaca-Cola118
#737Dyspepsi-Cola73
#57Hanukkimbo dreidl1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#44March hat1
#12Mountain Stream soda23,418
#6Spam Witch sammich30,266
#7aspirin91
#82astral badger1
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#1131black plastic oyster egg3
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#1476black striped oyster egg3
#55bloody beer1,500
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#1242blue polka-dot oyster egg3
#1368blue striped oyster egg3
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#12calm attention-deficit demon1
#545can of fake snow1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#176coconut bikini top1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#8empty blowgun256
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#75green beer199
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#235ice-cold Sir Schlitz1,000
#88ice-cold Willer1,000
#37ice-cold six-pack1,000
#134imitation nice watch1
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#939lavender polka-dot oyster egg3
#810lavender striped oyster egg3
#7loaded serum blowgun725
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#939mauve polka-dot oyster egg3
#1233mauve striped oyster egg3
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#657off-white paisley oyster egg3
#1371off-white plastic oyster egg3
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#761off-white striped oyster egg3
#2716pet rock1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#1173puce polka-dot oyster egg3
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#24pygmy bugbear shaman1
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#807red striped oyster egg3
#187spectral pickle100
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#478tree skirt1
#134unwound clockwork grapefruit1
#22unwound cymbal-playing monkey1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3
#632yellow polka-dot oyster egg3
#775yellow striped oyster egg3
#34zombie pineal gland79

Wow, that's 59,953 items total!

what items are this player missing?