| #323 | Cloaca-Cola | 118 |
| #738 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 73 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #12 | Mountain Stream soda | 23,418 |
| #6 | Spam Witch sammich | 30,266 |
| #7 | aspirin | 91 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #55 | bloody beer | 1,500 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #8 | empty blowgun | 256 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #75 | green beer | 199 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #235 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,000 |
| #89 | ice-cold Willer | 1,000 |
| #37 | ice-cold six-pack | 1,000 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #7 | loaded serum blowgun | 725 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #760 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1389 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1077 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #187 | spectral pickle | 100 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #630 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #33 | zombie pineal gland | 79 |