| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #1047 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #794 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #827 | 33398 scroll | 6 |
| #499 | 334 scroll | 8 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #294 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 10 |
| #1638 | 8-ball | 4 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #175 | a little sump'm sump'm | 20 |
| #550 | abominable snowcone | 16 |
| #326 | accidental cider | 3 |
| #468 | acid-squirting flower | 6 |
| #478 | acoustic guitarrr | 6 |
| #539 | adder bladder | 6 |
| #459 | all-purpose cleaner | 6 |
| #97 | alphabet gum | 18 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #702 | chewing gum on a string | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #886 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 11 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #513 | disintegrating quill pen | 7 |
| #112 | diving muff | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #926 | dry noodles | 5 |