| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #107 | How to Avoid Scams | 2 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #110 | O'RLY manual | 11 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #512 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #199 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 2 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #845 | awful poetry journal | 50 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #116 | crazy hobo notebook | 5 |
| #1212 | disturbing fanfic | 16 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #83 | grim fairy tale | 3 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #115 | little black book | 2 |
| #133 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #84 | red book | 4 |
| #113 | smellbook | 2 |
| #179 | spooky staff | 2 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #2463 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2556 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6189 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2756 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2298 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2400 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #122 | tiny dancer | 2 |
| #1246 | tiny house | 20 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #169 | very overdue library book | 2 |