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| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #564 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #110 | How to Avoid Scams | 2 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #112 | O'RLY manual | 11 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #144 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #587 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 4 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #513 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #199 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 2 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #845 | awful poetry journal | 50 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #115 | crazy hobo notebook | 5 |
| #1212 | disturbing fanfic | 16 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #86 | grim fairy tale | 3 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #115 | little black book | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #84 | red book | 4 |
| #113 | smellbook | 2 |
| #180 | spooky staff | 2 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #2472 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2770 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2392 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2420 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2563 | stuffed monocle | 5 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2767 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2302 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #2410 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #122 | tiny dancer | 2 |
| #1245 | tiny house | 20 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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