| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #206 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #366 | eldritch effluvium | 2 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #63 | eldritch ichor | 89 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #76 | mime eraser | 10 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #124 | negative lump | 926 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #148 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #86 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #74 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #3090 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 15 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |