| #60 | "caramel" orange | 40 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #92 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 2 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 11 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #37 | alien animal goo | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #206 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #254 | stuffed ninja snowman | 21 |
| #85 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 16 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7829 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2203 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #5 | terra cotta trousers | 1 |
| #65 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 2 |
| #110 | universal biscuit | 15 |
| #101 | wand of pigification | 8 |
| #56 | white Crimbo ball | 147 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |
| #65 | yule hatchet | 8 |