| #141 | Ambitious Turkey | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #8 | Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned | 2 |
| #4 | Frigid Northern Beans | 52 |
| 🥈 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 59 |
| 🥈 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 226 |
| #28 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 2 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 55 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 101 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #108 | Sacramento wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #99 | Tequiz Navidad | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 85 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #20 | The Jokester's wig | 14 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #788 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 5 |
| 🥈 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 225 |
| 🥉 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 103 |
| #297 | agua de vida | 3 |
| #91 | albatross necklace | 1 |
| #20 | aquamariner's ring | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #20 | cold cluster | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #62 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 2 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #118 | popular tart | 1 |
| #79 | powdered gold | 3 |
| #611 | red snowcone | 5 |
| #15 | rodeo whiskey | 81 |
| #17 | stench cluster | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #221 | white Xanadian | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |