| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #55 | Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #118 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #120 | autocalliope | 1 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #118 | baritone accordion | 1 |
| #409 | beer bomb | 40 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #113 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #161 | bronzed locust | 16 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #875 | dark potion | 2 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #405 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #695 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #497 | gas balloon | 5 |
| #98 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #2930 | handful of confetti | 8 |
| #224 | honey-dipped locust | 12 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #82 | pentatonic accordion | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #998 | roll of toilet paper | 46 |
| #593 | royal jelly | 6 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #978 | valuable trinket | 56 |
| #600 | vorpal blade | 4 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #528 | water pipe bomb | 36 |