| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #907 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #937 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #409 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 98 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #37 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 1 |
| #29 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 3 |
| #34 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #443 | bejeweled cufflinks | 9 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #432 | black-and-blue light | 95 |
| #422 | blue plasma ball | 99 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #383 | cheap studded belt | 100 |
| #667 | cymbal syrup | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #617 | designer handbag | 4 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #964 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 20 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1469 | fake hand | 4 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #417 | flavored foot massage oil | 79 |
| #401 | foam dart | 92 |
| #729 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #567 | giant designer sunglasses | 6 |
| #1585 | jazz soap | 3 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #392 | peanut brittle shield | 7 |
| #394 | personal massager | 39 |
| #459 | personalized coffee mug | 117 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #363 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 106 |
| #183 | urinal cake | 46 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1211 | x-ray specs | 4 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |