| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Tome of Clip Art | 2 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #738 | box of sunshine | 400 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #20 | gourd potion | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| 🥇 | prosthetic forehead | 21,564 |
| #38 | raffle prize box | 12 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1390 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| 🥇 | webbed comic mask | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |