The Flying Guillotine

RankItemQuantity
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1502Bulky Buddy Box1
#109Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.1
#12Crimbo hat1
#8Crimbo pants1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#11Crimbo sword1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#646Knob sausage1
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#44March hat1
#61McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning1
#550Mob Penguin protection contract2
#23Mr. Eh?1
#5Radio Free Baseball Cap1
#5Radio Free Foil1
🥉Radio Free Pants1
#60Schmalz's First Prize Beer1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#1452St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#62Tome of Clip Art2
#34Tome of Snowcone Summoning1
#69Travoltan trousers1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#679anniversary balloon1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#82astral badger1
#132bad penguin egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#95bottled green pixie1
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#740box of sunshine400
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#545can of fake snow1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#26comfy blanket1
#58dandy lion cub1
#9deflated inflatable dodecapede1
#30doppelshifter egg1
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#2190googly eye2
#20gourd potion1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
🥈green traffic cone1
#68homeless hobo spirit1
#10ice baby1
#64iceberglet1
#134imitation nice watch1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#85jewel-eyed wizard hat1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#590long-stemmed rose1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#73mysterious chest1
#30orange traffic cone1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#12personal raindrop1
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#82pilgrim shield1
#14plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#95plastic pumpkin bucket1
#812potted cactus1
#448poultrygeist1
🥇prosthetic forehead21,564
#36raffle prize box12
#9red traffic cone1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#156safety vest1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1097sleeping snowy owl1
#1348sock monkey1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1388spectral pickle1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#7stinky cheese eye1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#38sweet nutcracker1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#25time sword2
#42time trousers1
#2527toothsome rock1
#1841towel1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
🥇webbed comic mask1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1

Wow, that's 22,089 items total!

what items are this player missing?