| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #999 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #6712 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #413 | fancy seashell necklace | 5 |
| #110 | furry green turtle | 3 |
| #7 | giraffe-necked turtle | 578 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #125 | gummi turtle | 9 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #128 | hedgeturtle | 11 |
| #165 | helmet turtle | 573 |
| #4 | irradiated turtle | 636 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #99 | musk turtle | 5 |
| 🥉 | nest egg | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #68 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #180 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #48 | shellacked shell | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #119 | turtle wax | 6 |
| #65 | turtle-shaped rock | 13 |
| #119 | turtlemail bits | 26 |
| #265 | wand of pigification | 1 |