| #62 | 1,970 carat gold | 19 |
| #187 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #392 | Crimbo candied pecan | 29 |
| #414 | Crimbo fudge | 27 |
| #616 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 15 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #2692 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #6 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 20 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #129 | Newbiesport™ tent | 51 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #48 | bark rootbeer | 8 |
| #43 | barrel beryl | 8 |
| #12 | bread line | 48 |
| 🥈 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 13 |
| 🥈 | coarse hemp socks | 17 |
| #143 | commemorative war stein | 527 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #71 | cubic zirconia | 23 |
| #45 | disintegrating barrel | 111 |
| #288 | effluvious emerald | 4 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #132 | eldritch effluvium | 666 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #360 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 32 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #183 | half of a gold tooth | 4 |
| #575 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #34 | hemp candy necklace | 14 |
| #226 | huge gold coin | 9 |
| #307 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 565 |
| #83 | liquid ice | 8 |
| #35 | little firkin | 666 |
| #227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #20 | mouldering barrel | 555 |
| #50 | normal barrel | 222 |
| #7 | nuclear stockpile | 10 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #38 | red ale | 10 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #5 | reindeer hammer | 5 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #45 | silver cow skull | 8 |
| #61 | snorkel | 89 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 2 |
| #36 | valuable coin | 85 |
| #656 | valuable trinket | 108 |