| #114 | Überraschthexengebräu | 1 |
| #297 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #133 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 1 |
| #57 | Black Hole | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #612 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #62 | crazy hobo notebook | 20 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #228 | figurine of a charred seal | 14 |
| #652 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #216 | figurine of a slippery seal | 8 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #13 | page of the Necrohobocon | 515 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #938 | scroll of drastic healing | 12 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #338 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #328 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #188 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #66 | triad summoning scroll | 5 |
| #141 | unholy water | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |