Noobus

RankItemQuantity
#114Überraschthexengebräu1
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#133Bangyomaman battle juice1
#57Black Hole1
#521Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#513Frat Army FGF1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#568Hippy Army MPE1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#612PADL Phone1
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#826blue class ring1
#883commemorative war stein1
#651communications windchimes1
#62crazy hobo notebook20
#572fancy seashell necklace1
#228figurine of a charred seal14
#652figurine of a cold seal5
#478figurine of a sleek seal3
#216figurine of a slippery seal8
#509figurine of a stinking seal3
#1030green clay bead1
#160heavy leather-bound tome1
#550hippy medical kit1
#13page of the Necrohobocon515
#1004pink clay bead1
#779purple clay bead1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1022red class ring1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#938scroll of drastic healing12
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#476seal-blubber candle1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#338spaghetti cult mask1
#328spaghetti cult rosary1
#188tainted seal's blood1
#66triad summoning scroll5
#141unholy water1
#1031white class ring1

Wow, that's 634 items total!

what items are this player missing?