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| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #173 | CSA all-purpose soap | 1 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #103 | alien autoautopsy kit | 2 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #93 | blood-drive sticker | 1 |
| #116 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 1 |
| #111 | bloodstain stick | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #407 | burnt flower | 1 |
| #44 | can of Brütalbräu | 2 |
| #71 | can of Drooling Monk | 1 |
| #55 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 2 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #708 | cast | 9 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #170 | compression stocking | 2 |
| #257 | concentrated magicalness pill | 8 |
| #68 | cuppa Royal tea | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #71 | demonic surgical gloves | 5 |
| #468 | disassembled clover | 111 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #125 | distention pill | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #48 | experimental serum G-9 | 1 |
| #60 | experimental serum P-00 | 1 |
| #377 | filthy poultice | 6 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
| #190 | future drug: Smartinex | 1 |
| #464 | gauze garter | 6 |
| #102 | hermit factoid | 1 |
| #58 | hermit permit | 111 |
| #100 | jawbruiser | 20 |
| #66 | magical pony: Uniquity | 59 |
| #7 | peace accordion | 20 |
| #27 | plaid bandage | 2 |
| 🥈 | puppet strings | 1,722 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #25 | record of menacing silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #174 | scented massage oil | 10 |
| #185 | scrunchie tourniquet | 1 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #226 | ten-leaf clover | 111 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| #502 | worthless gewgaw | 6 |
| #447 | worthless knick-knack | 11 |
| #645 | worthless trinket | 2 |