| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #899 | asbestos ore | 3 |
| #727 | asparagus knife | 4 |
| #1841 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #780 | bar skin | 6 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #476 | black pixel | 37 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #889 | box | 3 |
| #609 | broken skull | 17 |
| #904 | bugbear beanie | 2 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #215 | can of maces | 5 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #868 | cloudy potion | 2 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #632 | cornuthaum | 3 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |