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| #645 | 30669 scroll | 6 |
| #662 | 33398 scroll | 11 |
| #643 | 334 scroll | 4 |
| #294 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 10 |
| #160 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 14 |
| #58 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #540 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 5 |
| #340 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 3 |
| #287 | Hell ramen | 11 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #672 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 3 |
| #1139 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #595 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #641 | Spam Witch sammich | 21 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1106 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #477 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #35 | astral badger | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #43 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 2 |
| #417 | bloody clown pants | 11 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #308 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1368 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #590 | bottle of whiskey | 40 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #121 | cream pie | 12 |
| #164 | daisy | 40 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #809 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #28 | devil's-food cake | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #849 | fancy bath salts | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #86 | furry kilt | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #81 | green pixie spog | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #929 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| 🥉 | mariachi G-string | 3,414 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #12 | nervous tick egg | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #103 | orange candygram | 9 |
| #115 | personalized birthday cake | 15 |
| #1154 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #555 | pixellated candy heart | 22 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #904 | pr0n legs | 2 |
| #196 | prussian cathouse | 4 |
| #204 | radio button candy | 5 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #841 | star | 5 |
| #33 | studded leather boxer shorts | 187 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #151 | supportive bra | 19 |
| #444 | tassel | 2 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #670 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |
| #803 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1184 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yellow traffic cone | 2 |