| #790 | Instant Karma | 4 |
| #35 | Jacob's rung | 8 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #5 | alien protein powder | 59 |
| #489 | ancient protein powder | 4 |
| #78 | giant jar of protein powder | 15 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #411 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 1 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #132 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #747 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #356 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 2 |
| #386 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #749 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 2 |
| #309 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #603 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 3 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #606 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #742 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #325 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 3 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |