| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #441 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #500 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #196 | adder | 1 |
| #819 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #223 | bag of QWOP | 1 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #629 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #69 | cheer extractor | 11 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #168 | dollar-sign bag | 15 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #137 | protein paste | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #39 | swordzall | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |