| #104 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #35 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #40 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #17 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #12 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #74 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #73 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #88 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #252 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #69 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #106 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #68 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #46 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #86 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #261 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #247 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |