| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #41 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #41 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #7 | The Author's ink | 1 |
| #17 | The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object | 1 |
| #42 | The Jokester's pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Jokester's wig | 1 |
| #23 | The Mad Liquor | 1 |
| #13 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #32 | bad vibroknife | 1 |
| #109 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #254 | beavermouth | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #209 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #139 | contract enforcement stick | 1 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #40 | eldritch concentrate | 1 |
| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #88 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #70 | eldritch essence | 1 |
| #92 | eldritch extract | 1 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #89 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #61 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #64 | flask of port | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #320 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #308 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #309 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #174 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #196 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #49 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #108 | mafia filofax | 1 |
| #70 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #47 | mafia organizer badge | 1 |
| #80 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #211 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #88 | moosemeat pie | 1 |
| #107 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #374 | negative lump | 1 |
| #124 | negotiatin' hammer | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #287 | oldcake | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #134 | protection stick | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #97 | replica bat-oomerang | 1 |
| #96 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #262 | runny fermented egg | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #130 | steel drivin' hammer | 1 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |