| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2888 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #780 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 2 |
| #800 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 2 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #58 | linoleum helmet turtle | 2 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1284 | shiny ring | 14 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #728 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |