| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #131 | Black Body™ spray | 2 |
| #332 | Black No. 2 | 15 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #26 | Disco Banjo | 17 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #64 | automatic catapult | 2 |
| #594 | awful poetry journal | 113 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #471 | black candy heart | 14 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #69 | black lotus | 2 |
| #613 | black snake skin | 4 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #657 | black-and-blue light | 20 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #79 | bottle of black cat tonic | 13 |
| #345 | box of sunshine | 1,154 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | candied yam pinky ring | 11 |
| #64 | candied yams | 111 |
| #4 | cat appendix | 3,171 |
| #8 | catgut | 1,994 |
| #10 | catgut taco | 833 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #83 | catskin cap | 1 |
| #7 | catsup | 2,308 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #913 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 6 |
| #80 | flask of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #80 | jug of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #271 | leathery cat skin | 34 |
| #75 | lovecat tail | 12 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #211 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| 🥈 | skewered cat appendix | 1,524 |
| #83 | solid baconstone earring | 1 |
| #78 | solid baconstone necklace | 1 |
| #101 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #690 | spider web | 21 |
| #99 | spooky eyeliner | 25 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #1415 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #100 | stone banjo | 7 |
| 🥈 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 18,883 |
| #21 | tail o' nine cats | 30 |
| #500 | thin black candle | 232 |
| #86 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 372 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #743 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #67 | vial of baconstone juice | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |