| #522 | "DRINK ME" potion | 5 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #2097 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #150 | Barulio's bottle | 1 |
| #434 | Chroner | 20 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #685 | Cold Hots candy | 5 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #258 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 4 |
| #412 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 2 |
| #130 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 3 |
| #154 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 2 |
| #167 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 2 |
| #391 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 3 |
| #139 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 3 |
| #409 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 2 |
| #129 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 3 |
| #163 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 2 |
| #172 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 2 |
| #372 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 3 |
| #1604 | Daffy Taffy | 6 |
| #444 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #169 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1023 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 3 |
| #234 | Milk Studs | 9 |
| #108 | Mortimer's nostrum | 1 |
| #2368 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #278 | PEEZ dispenser | 9 |
| #2056 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #642 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #1643 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 4 |
| #107 | Texas tea | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #2739 | Yummy Tummy bean | 4 |
| #714 | adder bladder | 2 |
| #162 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #666 | bubbly potion | 6 |
| #588 | cat appendix | 2 |
| #69 | chocolate pasta spoon | 19 |
| #74 | clumsiness bark | 24 |
| #73 | cookie cookie | 6 |
| #83 | cup of hickory chicory | 3 |
| #86 | dangerous jerkcicle | 9 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #292 | flask of tainted mining oil | 4 |
| #1128 | furry fur | 9 |
| #595 | gremlin juice | 1 |
| #90 | half-empty carton of milk | 2 |
| #251 | high-energy mining laser | 2 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #103 | jar full of wind | 5 |
| #453 | java cookie | 2 |
| #569 | leathery bat skin | 5 |
| #795 | leathery cat skin | 1 |
| #512 | leathery rat skin | 2 |
| #131 | magnolia blossom | 1 |
| #232 | orcish nailing lube | 1 |
| #185 | orcish rubber | 3 |
| #367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #178 | pec oil | 1 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #161 | pill cup | 3 |
| #52 | pink-belly slapper | 2 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #659 | purple snowcone | 5 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #71 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 5 |
| #205 | radiation-resistant helmet | 5 |
| #691 | rat appendix | 3 |
| #508 | ratgut | 1 |
| #401 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #219 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 4 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #184 | stinky hi mein | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #235 | that gum you like | 2 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3148 | toast | 1 |
| #174 | vial of The Glistening | 1 |
| #81 | whimpering willow bark | 5 |