BadThunder

RankItemQuantity
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#270Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook4
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
🥇French slippers1
#84Frosty's arm1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#383Let Me Be!4
#25MSG110
#72Newbiesportâ„¢ tent140
#216Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#153Sensual Massage for Creeps7
#627Summer Nights2
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#224Travels with Jerry5
#66Wand of Oscus2
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#50Zombo's skullcap2
#60ballast turtle16
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#212bed of coals4
#690beholed bedsheet1
#154big bundle of chamoix1
#417bottle of sewage schnapps10
#141bottlecap turtle1
#91box turtle5
#295briefcase20
🥈carbonite visor1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#83cigar box turtle10
#529comfy coffin2
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#568corncob pipe1
#104crown-shaped beanie3
#615deadly lampshade1
#410decaying goldfish liver8
#99decorative fountain130
#59dueling turtle5
#744extra-greasy slider1
#377fancy canapés1
#225fat stacks of cash62
#296filth-encrusted futon3
#6floaty rock helmet1
#6floaty rock necklace1
#6floaty rock pants1
#402frigid air mattress2
#129furry green turtle2
#464gator skin7
#398giant glass of brandy1
#165giraffe-necked turtle1
#37grinning turtle7
#195gummi turtle1
#225hedgeturtle1
#1877helmet turtle1
#38hopping socks7
#297ice-cold Sir Schlitz590
#578ice-cold six-pack10
#421invisible bag2
#169irradiated turtle1
#79knobby helmet turtle8
#519lewd playing card4
#291live lobster1
#95meaty helmet turtle1
#491mulled cider1
#992mummy costume1
#29padded tortoise10
#161painted turtle1
#572petrified wood13
#66poodle skirt4
#121programmable turtle3
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#403ribbon candy1
#52samurai turtle3
#36samurai turtle helmet1
#55sewer turtle9
#119skeletortoise2
#328sleeping wereturtle2
#259slimy fermented bile bladder31
#265slimy sweetbreads30
#44snorkel180
#39soup turtle6
#176spices221
#63spiky turtle shield1
#60spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#933spooky bark3
#594spooky sap13
#212stained mattress5
#81stone turtle1
#73syncopated turtle3
#94taco shell220
#360thermos of brew1
#42torquoise4
#61tortoboggan4
#565tortoise's blessing2
#673turtle pheromones1
#1340turtle totem7
#615witch hat1
#1027wolfman mask1
#28wooden figurine110

Wow, that's 2,136 items total!

what items are this player missing?