| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #270 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #25 | MSG | 110 |
| #72 | Newbiesportâ„¢ tent | 140 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #224 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #66 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #50 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #60 | ballast turtle | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #91 | box turtle | 5 |
| #295 | briefcase | 20 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #580 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #83 | cigar box turtle | 10 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #104 | crown-shaped beanie | 3 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #410 | decaying goldfish liver | 8 |
| #99 | decorative fountain | 130 |
| #59 | dueling turtle | 5 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #225 | fat stacks of cash | 62 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #6 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #464 | gator skin | 7 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #37 | grinning turtle | 7 |
| #195 | gummi turtle | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #38 | hopping socks | 7 |
| #297 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 590 |
| #578 | ice-cold six-pack | 10 |
| #421 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #169 | irradiated turtle | 1 |
| #79 | knobby helmet turtle | 8 |
| #519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #29 | padded tortoise | 10 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #572 | petrified wood | 13 |
| #66 | poodle skirt | 4 |
| #121 | programmable turtle | 3 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #52 | samurai turtle | 3 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #55 | sewer turtle | 9 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #259 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 31 |
| #265 | slimy sweetbreads | 30 |
| #44 | snorkel | 180 |
| #39 | soup turtle | 6 |
| #176 | spices | 221 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #933 | spooky bark | 3 |
| #594 | spooky sap | 13 |
| #212 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #73 | syncopated turtle | 3 |
| #94 | taco shell | 220 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #42 | torquoise | 4 |
| #61 | tortoboggan | 4 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1340 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #28 | wooden figurine | 110 |