| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #14 | Angelhair Culottes | 26 |
| #14 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 26 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #386 | Chroner | 51 |
| #24 | Colander of Em-er'il | 27 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #216 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 5 |
| #41 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 8 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #169 | Elf Guard MPC | 545 |
| #126 | Flaskfull of Hollow | 1 |
| #191 | Freddy Kruegerand | 13 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's left paw | 2 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #904 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #103 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 1 |
| #55 | Northern pemmican | 5 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #10 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 2 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #161 | bag of pygmy blood | 1 |
| #79 | batskin belt | 18 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #1779 | box of sunshine | 86 |
| #194 | bubblin' crude | 78 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #235 | bunny liver | 35 |
| #48 | clumsiness bark | 42 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| #200 | compression stocking | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #95 | distention pill | 2 |
| #4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #638 | empty agua de vida bottle | 161 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #41 | fried air | 124 |
| #135 | giant gym membership card | 3 |
| #169 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #531 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #744 | hobo nickel | 168 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | killing jar | 2 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #160 | loadstone | 5 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #174 | love song of naughty innuendo | 31 |
| #162 | love song of smoldering passion | 36 |
| #24 | macaroni duck | 27 |
| #108 | magical baguette | 1 |
| #77 | old sweatpants | 837 |
| #161 | ornate picture frame | 13 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #742 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #47 | plain brown wrapper | 41 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #349 | pygmy pygment | 2 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #1917 | roll of toilet paper | 5 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #91 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 18 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1059 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #108 | synthetic dog hair pill | 2 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #99 | unrequired jacket | 1 |
| #65 | unused walkie-talkie | 15 |
| #167 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #109 | whole turkey leg | 1 |