| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 9 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #897 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #317 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1598 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 92 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 6 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #320 | old sweatpants | 232 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #166 | pretty flower | 2,080 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥉 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |