Applehat

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#680Cloaca grenade19
#618Cloaca-Cola46
#620Cloaca-Cola c-rations5
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#340Doc's Miracle Cure3
#756Dyspepsi grenade13
#989Dyspepsi-Cola42
#771Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#689Mob Penguin cellular phone24
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#183Venus flytrap1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#129all-purpose flower1
#53angel-food cake1
#679anniversary balloon1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#183babycakes1
#834baggie of powdered sugar9
#1654blood flower1
#125blue velvet cake1
#7455box of sunshine1
#103broken cellular phone70
#4134candy cane2
#109chocolate box1
#95congratulatory cake1
#1025daisy1
#57deadly nightshade1
#41devil's-food cake1
#2833eggnog1
#207empty blowgun11
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#145exotic orchid1
#121foreign box1
#82gilded lily1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#882green balloon1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#239iron pasta spoon30
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#1435loaded serum blowgun2
#590long-stemmed rose1
#570lovecat tail1
#437mafia aria52
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#690mugcake1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#303plastic passion fruit5
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#723scroll of pasta summoning11
#422severed rocking horse head1
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#374support cummerbund19
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3988tiny plastic fuzzy dice4
#6232tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#2811tiny plastic killer bee6
#4876tiny plastic leprechaun3
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#2493tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime7
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#392tulip1
#728urinal cake1
#903white balloon1
#1018zombie pineal gland4

Wow, that's 517 items total!

what items are this player missing?