| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #258 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1755 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #360 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #1772 | Rock Pops | 14 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #555 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #1206 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 13 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2148 | Yummy Tummy bean | 27 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #521 | baseball | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1297 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #923 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #670 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1700 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #931 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |