| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #257 | Gnollish casserole dish | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1752 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 14 |
| #362 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #1770 | Rock Pops | 14 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #556 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 2 |
| #1206 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 13 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2146 | Yummy Tummy bean | 27 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #523 | baseball | 6 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1300 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 6 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1180 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1069 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1654 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #1017 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1471 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1209 | length of string | 6 |
| #922 | logic synthesizer | 9 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #669 | skeleton key | 4 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #1701 | spooky length of string | 2 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1239 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #934 | tofurkey leg | 9 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #907 | toy wheel | 9 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |