| #124 | Alewife™ Ale | 13 |
| #77 | Clara's bell | 5 |
| #338 | Crimbo Credit | 13 |
| #144 | Crimbo salad | 6 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #445 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #77 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 5 |
| #67 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #541 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 12 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #108 | bark rootbeer | 6 |
| #75 | barrel beryl | 2 |
| #38 | barrel cracker | 22 |
| #47 | barrel gun | 7 |
| #47 | barrel pickle | 18 |
| #60 | barrel-aged martini | 14 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #349 | bazookafish bubble gum | 2 |
| #320 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #320 | bread line | 3 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #23 | double barreled barrel gun | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #44 | folder (Stinky Trash Kid) | 1 |
| #22 | folder (owl) | 1 |
| #39 | folder (rainbow unicorn) | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #232 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 5 |
| #170 | high-energy mining laser | 7 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #205 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 6 |
| #83 | overloaded micro-reactor | 47 |
| #260 | peppermint tailings | 43 |
| #5 | perl necklace | 100 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #331 | pie man was not meant to eat | 2 |
| #387 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #80 | pitted sheet metal | 41 |
| #304 | powdered donut | 1 |
| #464 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #160 | radiation-resistant helmet | 9 |
| #73 | red ale | 7 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #120 | slug of rum | 9 |
| #81 | slug of shochu | 15 |
| #78 | slug of vodka | 14 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #105 | tiny barrel | 11 |
| #624 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 3 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #28 | triple barreled barrel gun | 1 |