Billy Bitchcakes

RankItemQuantity
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#6256box of sunshine3
#695gold wedding ring2
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#37old ball and chain1
#232orcish nailing lube1
#1920roll of toilet paper5

Wow, that's 15 items total!

what items are this player missing?