| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #32 | Boulevardier cocktail | 10 |
| #237 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #4 | Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket | 1,016 |
| #26 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 10 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #212 | candy harmonica | 2 |
| #36 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 100 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #33 | drive-thru burger | 10 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #6 | green marshmallow | 100 |
| #17 | hand-crafted candy cane | 1 |
| #25 | hermedisiac cologne | 8 |
| #26 | imported lemon lozenge | 8 |
| #10 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1,337 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #635 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #19 | marshmallow bomb | 50 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #219 | multi-level marzipan | 2 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #201 | powdered powdered sugar | 2 |
| #28 | prescription teeth whitener | 8 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #34 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 100 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |